Did you know...

[Cherry_pez]

...that its International Talk Like a Pirate Day today?

In recognition of this special day:

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is ?

1. Prepare to be boarded.

[Cherry_pez]

AND....for us ladiy pirates:

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates


10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

[Cherry_pez]

compliments of:

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html#pickup

[Cherry_pez]

Bonus pickup lines

They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I?ve sailed the seven seas, and you?re the sleekest schooner I?ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? ? Oh, wait. That?s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That?s the finest pirate booty I?ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That?s some treasure chest you?ve got there.

[Forbidden Passions]

Oh those are good!*lol

[cherrysmum]

wanna shiver me timbers hahahahahahhathose were great....

[Cherry_pez]

Hi Suzanne! It has been forever hasn't it?

[Forbidden Passions]

been a mighty long time eh

[Cherry_pez]

I have been consumed with so much work and the farm, so it is a bit nuts here. Are you going to try to make Oklahoma in March?

[Forbidden Passions]

Oh I am trying but I doubt that I'll get time off. The orders for the brand forklifts I am working on increased by 35%, so we are working overtime like mad and no one gets to go on leave,...